Turtles have no personality

I am sorry for this blog sucking.

2006-03-07T23:29:00.000-06:00

I am kinda bored with bloggers blog site. And I have become addicted to Myspace and the great friends I have made on there. So from now on the reason for this blog is go be a place to post pictures for use on myspace profile and just random pictures to show people.
So if you want to add me on myspace my profile is here http://www.myspace.com/stormywaterz
Feel free to add me! and i have my blog there now.

Me and my baby Lucy

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Surf Junky Money Maker

2006-02-07T19:52:00.000-06:00

I found this site called Surf Monkey where you keep one internet explorer window open and it alternates between 2 or 3 ads all the time and you make money for every hour you are on there. In the first hour I made $.39 just by doing what i always do online while that one window was doing its thing in the background.

If you are interrested in joining use this link http://www.surfjunky.com/?r=StormyWaterz because it is also referral based money increasing scale too.

So sign up and lets all get rich.

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New game!

2005-12-23T19:35:00.000-06:00

-Well since it is the holidays I decided to buy me something today. Christmas is not a holiday that is in my beliefs but everyone in my life does so I tend to play along just enough to satisfy family and such. Christmas eve is when we do our presents and xmas day is when we take lights down and put crap up.
SO, today was pay day and was the biggest check I have had since starting my life over and going through the anxiety and adjusting to normal life stuff...so got me a new game.

My favorite type of games are like strategy type stuff, The Sims, Sim city's, civilization's, alpha centauri, roller coaster tycoon, etc...I have every sim city and every civilization since the first edition of each, and i had all of the roller coaster tycoon's until they came out with 3. Got it today!

Had to buy Civilization 4 like a few weeks ago because I didn't have it yet and now i'm back to owning all of each one.

The graphics are deffitnately better than RCT2 but its a little cartoonie...still better tho.
Been getting behind on buying games because RCT3 already has 2 expansions, and I had to buy the one that has the game and the first expansion on it to catch up a little.

So anyone who likes strategy games I recommend this one, Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.

And yes, I am apparently a computer nerd. :(

Hell yeah

2005-12-22T20:53:00.000-06:00

-Since I started this new medicine and quitting a few things I have gained 12 pounds. Doing damn good! 3 weeks and 12 poulds later.
-Everyone at work is mad at me because im trying hard to gain weight and they are all wanting to lose weight. Telling me i can have some of theirs.
-So everyone that wants to lose weight, neener neener neener.

And to all a good night.

Hey batter batter...

2005-12-20T21:58:00.000-06:00

-For those who do not know, I am (was) gay and have been since before I can remember. The men in the area I live in amounts to a very limited choice in dateable individuals. The vast majority of gay men to choose from are very very flamboyant and just too nelly for me because I am straight acting and you would not know unless you were told by me or a loud mouth. Have already gone through the non flamboyant guys, but they were all ass hole smart assy high maintenance bitches. So the decent ones, been there and done that and the choices have dwindled down to nil basically.
So the point of this post is to announce my trade off to the other team for a while. When I was with my last ex there was a very attractive girl that hung out with us that I clicked with immediately on a friendship level. Recently I have been thinking about asking her out for a night out, possibly date depending on her. Today on the smoke dock at work she was out there and before she went in I asked her if she wants to do something sometime and she said Sure and to give her a call. Think I am going to talk to her tomorrow and see if she wants to go out Friday night for a movie and a nice restaurant or something like that.
She is a very beautiful girl in my eyes and it would be nice to see where it leads, if anywhere. So everyone wish me luck because tomorrow I am going to get something set in stone so the plan making can begin.

Everyone wish me luck and I will update you all tomorrow.

:)

A quest

2005-12-19T18:35:00.000-06:00

-I have been on a quest for all my life to try and gain weight so as not to be skinny. I am like 5'9 and was averaging around 105-107 and could never get above that. So I bought this weight gainer stuff and am currently up to 120.5-122 or so, every scale is different. When I go to the doctor thursday I am going to find out for sure and see how much its up to.
My ideal weight is like 140-160 with muscles, so gotta start working out soon.

Sorry again

2005-12-18T00:32:00.000-06:00

-Sorry I have not been updating the blog in the past few days but my mood has not been the best lately. Been feeling very lazy and sorta constantly sick. So I will try and start updating it again like I was.

good night

2005-12-18T00:31:00.000-06:00

-You shake and shake and shake the bottle, first it's none, and then alottle

I hate computers

2005-12-12T19:14:00.000-06:00

-I trouble shoot computers all day with damn idiots on the phone and then come home to a damn Dell so my days are shot from the second I wake up. This computer I have now is pretty decked out and is still not up to par with one I had 2 years ago. Since day one, this computer has been formatted and reloaded like 6 times already. And in the next day or two its going to be reloaded again. So get ready for some computer rants on here very soon, beginning with this one.

Damn computers.

From bad to worse

2005-12-08T20:42:00.000-06:00

-I have only been having small sinus headaches lately but today my head had something inside it slowly eating away at my blood vessels one by one. Anytime I would get up from the bed it felt like by brain was sloshing around and hitting the side of my skull and it would start throbbing so hard my head would uncontrollably move down with every throb.
-And once again missed work because of feeling like poo. They are going to kill me soon if I can't get this shit under control. These are hard times for me right now and thankfully my coach is doing what he can to help me out right now. And I have lots of friends there supporting me during these shitty times.

-So now I must go lay back down and attempt to get some decent sleep for once in the past week.

-Hope to do an update tomorrow, no promises tho.

Sorry

2005-12-07T20:13:00.000-06:00

-Sorry I have not been not posting the past few days but history repeats itself and periods of highs are followed by lows...and the lows are in progress. So tonight there isnt going to be much to say except that I am still clean, still on the Suboxone, and still smoking like a smoke stack.

My truck started leaking transmission fluid the other day. Have the worst luck with vehicles. I was driving a Dodge Avenger until the timing belt exploded and took $2000 worth of shit with it. So now driving a big Dodge Ram that costs $50 every 4 days for petro. Donations are welcome for that.

Will try and post tomorrow a few times and give a better update tomorrow.

Sundays suck

2005-12-04T21:49:00.000-06:00

-After getting little to no sleep lastnight I was in a daze all day today. Took my medicine this morning and think the mg im supposed to take is a little too much because my head has pounded today and eyes hurt very much. Tomorrow only taking half what Im sposed ta.

The weather lastnight was pretty bad and kind of worried me for a while because it felt exactly like it feels when a tornado hits. Atmosphere felt very thick and my ears were ringing very loudly (which happens under pressure for some reason) and the hail, and the bright bright lightening that was coming from everywhere all at once...the kind where the whole sky lights up and it seems to not originate from a single point, comes from everywhere. Skeery.

Going to go lay down now and watch Adult Swim til it goes off then sleep time.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
WHERE YOU AT
WHERE YOU AT
WHERE YOU AT

Lovely weather

2005-12-04T02:13:00.000-06:00

-It is 2 am or so and my bed is empty. Tonight I was having a dream about something bad (cant remember what) but it was one of those where my mind was half conscious and awake while the other was in a deep sleep so any noises i heard were implimented into my dream. :( Fullly woke up and it took me a few minutes to get my bearings. While trying to wake my brain up fully it began to hail dime size hail which scared me to high hell for a few minutes because my brain was still on auto pilot. there are wind gusts of like 70 something mph with hail, better not fuck up my truck or mother nature is gonna get hers bent over like my poor truck has to.

Ok getting off here, keep nodding off and i think i hear tornado sirens?
More tomorrow

Drawing a blank.

2005-12-02T23:39:00.000-06:00

-Ok, its nearly too late to get a post in for today so lets just make this one short and sweet.

-It was a pretty damn good day today.

-More coming tomorrow. :)

Day 1 of Suboxone

2005-12-01T20:52:00.000-06:00

-Sitting in a dr's office for 3 hours is never appealing BUT I was on a mission today.
Suboxone is a medicine given to help people with narcotic dependencies, and its a miracle pill. The difference you feel from severe withdrawls and anxiety out the ass to the exact opposite with one little pill is amazing. And it actually being taken for the purpose it was intended for doesn't leave you with any guilt feelings or the wasted money feeling.

So, let's hope this helps me stay on the right track.

Rant 2.0

2005-12-01T00:14:00.000-06:00

-Speaking of curbing global warming, lets start another useless rant tonight...Space Race #2. Does that sound familiar? Something to do with a president named Bush? Trying to prove their power by overdoing something that was attempted before.

Space Race #1 was, as everyone knows, a pissing contest on a grand scale. And everyone knows that America won in the end...So thats where we start, in the end, with #2. Coincidence is this is Bush #2, go figure.

I have no problem with venturing into space and moving forward, but with the ever increasing problems occurring at home where do our priorities lie? Current powers that be have their hands in alot of stuff that are not productive, once again, on a grand scale. Fucking with nature is one thing, unfortunately humans don't have to worry about that for long, but fucking with our money for your cowboys and astronauts power trip game is the beginning of the end.

Space is a large void of useless possibilities. Ambitions are foolishly high on colonizing space, who said that by the time that is possible humans will still be alive? NASA once reigned as king of space and the Moon, but given more recent events they have lost in the end...#2. Shuttle disasters, lost missions, ISS continuing failure. If we can not get a tin can to orbit the earth so 2 foreign nationals can play weightless games then who in their right damn mind can honestly think NASA can get us to the Moon much less Mars??? Oh, thats right, Bush #2.

So, lets support our President by trashing what is left of America and Earth, Build a very very expensive rocket, Sell everything you have to buy a ticket (because Bush leading the way can't be cheap), And blast ourselves into the record books along with our worst president ever.

I'm all aboard!

Predictable......

2005-11-30T23:44:00.000-06:00

-It appears the North Atlantic Current has slowed down atleast 30% from 1957 til 2004. Anyone who has not lived in a cave with their head in the ground under the ocean knows where this is going. And anyone who has talked to me for any length of time has already heard this from me.

Let's see who can guess who I am referring to during this spill.

Denial has been a solution for me so far with Global Warming.
Money now is more important than life later.
Lets disrupt the Earth's already failing engine.
Mmm engines, gas, oil, money.

Ok, moving on.

Curious as to why a new "kyoto meeting" was recently held in Canada? Wonder if this information was shared with all of the world "leaders"¿ Cnn is one of those cronies who enjoies their objectives no matter the cost or outcome, but they do post alot about the Earth's demise, and our pollution of the final frontier. Remember not to get on Cnn's bad side by the way. Anyone who is pushing the alternative fuel sources needs a reality check because a wise man once said "He who hesitates, is lost". Too little too late in this case.

The symptoms: Record breaking Hurricane season, Ice caps Still melting, Bush is making money, Bush is in charge, Has not snowed in much of the south in many years, trees still being cut down faster than they can be replanted, and a number of other issues that can not be thought of due to the hour.

The solution: Go deep into one of the few remaining forests near you, no need in weapons because the critters are already dead, and find a decent size stick that is big enough to fit in your mouth...with that stick place it into your mouth between your teeth, bite down hard because it takes some of the pain away while you are bent over.

For as long as the site has it here is the link.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/11/30/climate.study/index.html

My Idol visited my disfunction

2005-11-30T20:49:00.000-06:00

-Was very pleased that Moose visited my blog. Since I have nothing else to talk about lets go with it.

-Blogs have never really been anything that interested me because none were ever interesting. Since I started reading the Blog of a nice gal my life feels like it has meaning, to see what she says next. She is a very interesting person to read about, especially since she is the one writing it. From the Mooses mouth.

So, before the euphoria wears off here is her blog link again.

http://mooseinthekitchen.blogspot.com/

Keep up the good work Moose. :)

First Class

2005-11-30T20:37:00.000-06:00

-Lastnight was my first time and first night of the substance abuse class. Part of the recovery I am discovering is that the admitting and turning control over to someone that is willing to help is the hardest part. I have always known and admitted that I was an addict and always will be, but the hard part is actually doing something about it. Was for sure that everything the abuse class was going to talk about would be things that I already knew and so, unfortunately, went in there with reservations about how the first night was going to be there. I was half right. What was being said lastnight appeared to be things that I already knew but didnt know I knew, if that makes sense. Maybe knew but didnt accept or listen to it. Since I'm actually trying and doing everything possible I sat back and just listened lastnight to take in everything, may actually talk next time.

So let's go with this conclusion, was a successful night and hopefully will help the process.

Sure couldn't hurt!

I have an excuse

2005-11-30T20:35:00.000-06:00

Missed another day on my blog yesterday. For some reason I could not get connected to the internet. Got to love those small town internet company/tackle bait shops.

So let me make up for it today with a few posts with updates for everyone on my disfunction progress.

Yet another day

2005-11-28T19:07:00.000-06:00

Once again it was a bad day. I thought being off work a week would be just what I needed to help calm my nerves down but guess what... The first thing that I felt this morning when I woke up was this very deep fear for some reason. Some of the people at work are scary but not to the point where it is threatening. The only way I know to describe the feeling this morning is that it felt like I was about to get on a very big roller coaster that I have never been on before and was scared to the core.
So made it about an hour and just about ran out of there...think I even forgot to clock out, that is if I even clocked in, will have to check tomorrow.

Tomorrow is going to be a better day, has to be.

I am a genius...

2005-11-27T20:20:00.000-06:00

Ok, I think I have made a break through that will change physics and the world as we know it.

Newton came up with 3 laws, I will refer to 1 of them, #3.

The 3rd law is: III. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Ok we all understand that, you push a wall and it pushes back. You wreck into a building going 100 mph, you are soup.

Lets apply this to sound...You scream (which is an action) at the top of your lungs, sound comes out very loudly. Where is the equal reaction that stops the sound from happening.

If Every action has an equal and opposite reaction then how does anything get done?

With that law that means that nothing at all will happen in the universe, but it does...

Think that one over.

If you are stoned then you will praise me.
If you are not then get stoned and send me money.

Bad ass

2005-11-27T20:00:00.000-06:00

So I bought a new game, Its called FEAR. It is a mix between secret ops team and scary ghost from hell. You walk around looking for a guy who eats people while killing his protectors...all the while ghost are appearing out of no where and this little girl runs past and scares the hell out of you. Very creepy.

If you like ghost games and military type games this one is for you.

Here is the link for the site, check it out.

http://www.whatisfear.com/us/

So I missed yesterday

2005-11-27T13:22:00.000-06:00

-Ok, so I missed a day posting, sue me. Yesterday was a very bad day, adding to the many. This anxiety and normal life and lack of energy is about to kill me. It is like I want to get up and do things but don't feel like it because I have no energy from lack of "medicine" and beginning stages of wonderful depression (from the anxiety). It is like I can't win because I feel like I'm losing because I can't win¿ Something like that anyway.

-Tomorrow is the first day I start seeing a counselor or therapist or whatever and have a feeling its going to be a very long conversation. Have to go back to work tomorrow after being off like 8 or 9 days so yeah going to be a very long day.

-Adjusting to normal life is really a pain in the fucking ass.

Religion is over rated

2005-11-25T18:56:00.000-06:00

-For those who don't know, and for those who don't care I am agnostic when it comes to religion. The whole christian movement that has been going on for, what, too long has become just like everything else...Americanized. Americanized: Meaning twisted and distorted around until its meanings are exactly what the powers-that-be want them to be with the money they used.

-For a really good background and definition of Agnostic visit this site, talks about when it started and who coined the term.

http://azaz.essortment.com/agnosticdefinit_rmak.htm

Jessica and Nick Split

2005-11-24T16:20:00.000-06:00

-Finally I have my chance at Nick now that he and that twit split up.

I hate holidays like this

2005-11-24T16:03:00.000-06:00

-This is one of those holidays where I just want to get in my closet and hide. The family that I have are really rednecky. Don't really get along with them.

-So here I sit alone typing this blog whilst everyone else eats and socializes because it takes commercialism type holidays to bring people together for one day.

Spotlight on another Blog

2005-11-23T22:18:00.000-06:00

-This next blog I am plugging is being done by a very good friend who I work with. Through all of the posers she has been the one that stuck by me and will always support me no matter the situation.

-So here's to Cindy, and her decision to share more disfunction with the world. Welcome to the club babe.

***http://mydadmarriedanaxemurderer.blogspot.com/***

Who needs help?

2005-11-23T21:50:00.000-06:00

-Well, thought I had issues but apparently there is someone out there who is a little worse off.

-This site from the void is about a guy who makes pictures and stories up about his 'pretend girlfriend'.

-Tell me this isn't juuuuuust a little psychotic.

http://www.twentysix.net/colors/fun/trista/

***Comments are very welcome on this one***

I'm late, I know...

2005-11-23T21:31:00.000-06:00

-I am going to try and do a post every single day, atleast once, and today's is late.

-So today I went to get analyzed and see where I need to go with my mentalness. Their suggestion was to start going to the psychiatrist and also take some substance abuse classes and see if that helps any. Yes, I have drug and addiction issues, who doesnt. An addict will always say "Im going to quit soon" or just "I am quitting" but until they are ready it will not happen. Will admit that I have been guilty of doing that myself, and gave about 10% effort towards quitting, but I wasn't ready...Now I am.
-Have probably knocked half of my lifespan off doing what I have done but can try and salvage what is left and it starts today. The game is getting too old, I am getting to old, and money can be spent on much better things.

-So there you go, 11 I's in one post...I is a letter that I use often when talking, another habbit? Yes please.

ok 13 then.

Your job is cake

2005-11-22T19:37:00.000-06:00

-And I thought my job was bad, check this lady out.

Is someone lying to you?

2005-11-22T17:24:00.000-06:00

-This link is one I found in the void today, It is very interesting.

http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies_eyes.php

-You can tell if someone is lying by which direction their eyes are pointing during the question you are asking.

-Check it out, very interesting.

Explosion imminent...

2005-11-22T17:19:00.000-06:00

-Today was a very bad day. I found out that the medicine the Dr prescribed me has side effects that he did not tell me. One side effect that I knew about is that during sex the deal can not be closed, on my end...Can not do what I strive to do. So I can live with that for the moment but today.............I found out that one side effect is that it makes you have suicidal tendencies. A friend of mine told me she knew 2 people that had that adverse side effect from it. She said that one of the people on it actually drove her car off of a cliff and killed herself because of the medicine.
So guess who isnt taking that medicine anymore. I have an appointment tomorrow at 8:30 at the mental health center to talk to a counselor and see what we can figure out.

-I really am not crazy but I have serious anxiety and stress problems. So wish me luck and I will give you an update on what we find out.

-Love you guys.

Awkward monents suck

2005-11-22T17:05:00.000-06:00

-Lastnight I talked to a good (cute as fuck) friend of mine on my cell. He lives in Maryland and is a friend on my ICQ list. It was one of those awkward silent moment kind of calls. The first call is always awkward when talking to someone you never talked to before. You should see this guy, he is cute as hell. Hope our friendship continues because he is fun to talk to.

Insurance is great

2005-11-21T17:35:00.000-06:00

-Ok I have read over my insurance forms stuff and it does cover Mental Health issues, so there is hope.

Gene Pools

2005-11-21T17:22:00.000-06:00

-Your gene pool needs a little chlorine added to it.

Professional wanted.

2005-11-21T15:33:00.000-06:00

-I have decided that doing this on my own is not going according to plan. So it is times to call in a professional to analyze me and figure out what is going on! The anxiety is taking over so much that I have not left the house for like 3 days and feel like if I walk out the door I will explode. And talking to friends, one-on-one, isn't working anymore. My blog is an outlet of sorts but is still not what I am needing so time for a simple solution, spend tons of money on a shrink.

-So get ready for some more interesting posts!

Free to good home

2005-11-20T19:51:00.000-06:00

-Free to good home- A small, but deadly, kitty cat. Answers to the name Lucy, feminine of Lucifer. One minute will be charming you with her lies and deceptions then the next attacking your hand until it bleeds. Orange colored fur, like the flames of hell itself. Poops alot, but in a box that emits the odor of the dead. Please contact Bloody hand owner.

Shower Scenes

2005-11-20T17:34:00.000-06:00

-----Shower scenes are so hot-----

Rest and relaxation

2005-11-20T16:27:00.000-06:00

-This is one of those weekends where you just do absolutely nothing. I have been very wound up and on edge for atleast 2 weeks now and today im so unwinding so this site may not be updated again today. My nerves have been getting very, consistantly, bad. Very close to snapping. So I need this weekend. Sentence fragment galore. Everyone has been very caustic lately and deffitnately adding to the ever-present low hum anxiety that I experience every single day. This weekend has been a very relaxing one and restful one, and this post is going to end now because I am going to relax more, now.

My Apprentice has a page now

2005-11-20T15:48:00.000-06:00

-My apprentice has decided to start his own blog. His end result was to become a God by getting his own followers, but I filled out the forms and started before he did so the position is filled. The next position down is Demi God, which he is happy to take in due time. He is taking lessons from me on how to have your own minions and how to control them.

-Please visit his blog and support your future leaders.

http://cestdupoulet.blogspot.com/

Screwed once again

2005-11-19T17:25:00.000-06:00

-I saw this commercial on TBS about a new show that is coming on soon. The name of the

show is Daisy Does America. The name says it right there. Daisy is going to go around America

and make fools out of everyone.

-On a related story TBS has started its hill billy campaign off very well.

Statement of the week

2005-11-18T23:12:00.000-06:00

-Ok I am adding a statement of the week segment. Each Friday I am going to add a

statement of the week and everyone feel free to add your own Statement that best fits your

week!

-Please keep it clean tho.

-----"The difference between genius and stupidity

is that genius has its limits."-----

Symptoms of Bird Flu

2005-11-18T22:45:00.000-06:00

*This is an important topic now that human cases have been reported*

-Symptom 1: Sweaty hands

-Symptom 2: Chest congestion

-Symptom 3: Constant urge to poop on car hoods

I love my drive to and from Work!

2005-11-18T22:43:00.000-06:00

-The drive I have to take every day to get to work and home is a very nice drive. In Alabama most of the places are in the many forested areas we have in our beautiful state. My drive every day takes me on a highway that is covered on each side with many trees and atleast 3 times you pass by and over big creeks. On my way home from work today I was going next to one of the creeks and running down the side of the road next to the creek were 2 deer running next to me. They were pretty big and they appeared to be doe. I do not see how people can kill those creatures, they are so pretty and make you feel like part of nature when you see them...granted not so much in a car but if you ever see them in nature when you are walking.
The really sad part is that my dad loves to hunt and my parents have a deer for a pet in a huge 3 acre fence on their land. He would never kill Fred (the deer) but would kill any buck that passes him.

-I found this answering machine sound byte online that I would love to put on my machine

but its kinda too rude for my character. It goes like this "I'm sorry we're not home right now,

We thank you for your call. We are such merry people, We love you one and all. Please leave

your name and phone number, We'll call you back with Luck. But if you should hang up, You can

go take a flying........"

Ancient Proverb Take 1

2005-11-18T22:39:00.000-06:00

-He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab...

Totally random Monkey video

2005-11-17T19:54:00.000-06:00

-Found this site and wanted to share it with the void.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=14000

Gross gross gross

2005-11-17T19:12:00.000-06:00

-My dog just walked up to me and puked alot. Cleaning it

up was the best part, warm chunky liquid in a thin papertowel. Just great.

And who are you?

2005-11-17T18:56:00.000-06:00

-Ok first off I have a very bad memory and forget things on an hourly basis. I try to carry a little book with me so I can write things down that are important through out the day. If I do not talk to people on my Icq or yahoo list atleast every other day I will forget who they are and end up deleting them. A week later that person sends me a message and the name sounds familiar but any conversations we had last are long gone from my mind never to be seen again. So now I save history so I can be reminded who they were.

-If anyone watches Aqua Teen Hunger Force on cartoon network and know Meatwad, then you have officially met me and my mentality. I am Meatwad's understudy.

-Today I was supposed to meet a friend for a late lunch and forgot to go. I ended up working over today since good calls were coming in. When the getting is good. We had a pretty important meeting that was scheduled for Tuesday but we had bad weather and tornado stuff, so it was moved to today, Thursday. I wish he had of called my Cell Phone (which is on 24/7) and reminded me of it. His phone has to have caller ID and he knows my number by now. Maybe not.

-Remember to talk to me at least every other day.

Blog of Moose Candy

2005-11-16T21:15:00.000-06:00

Random life changing Blog http://mooseinthekitchen.blogspot.com/

-I have found a blog, actually it was spammed to me, that I have fallen in love with. It came in my junk email folder and at the bottom of the advertisement was a snippet of this Blog.

-This lady sounds like someone I would love to have a beer with, or joint, whichever is on-hand. She has these random thoughts about why life sucks, but she soilders on like we all must do. She sounds like a person who is full of ideas, very creative, and loves lifes little disasters.

-Her postings about her chinchilla, Puck, are cute and yet disturbing at the same time. Her dog Meeka is very cute and needs therapy bad, but still interesting to read about.

-So I hope she either never reads this and yells at me or I hope she reads it and appreciates the support and love that I have for her after analyzing her personality and reading her very indepth posts.

Until next Storm

List of reasons today sucked.

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1. Had 3 hours of sleep lastnight
2. Watched The Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy
3. Did not have a gun on hand
4. Had to talk to people on the phone today
5. Had to be friendly
6. Cleaned out the litter box
7. Started a blog that I now have to keep up to date
8. Anxiety pills are working anymore

-Today was one of those days where you feel like a quivering naked chinchilla. Everyone was staring at me today and my black shirt with fuzz all over it. I know they were. Its days like this that make #3 move up to the #1 slot for a while.

-I do technical support for Dell computers and work with a bunch of gothic geek lan partiers so there is a neverending Corn Field of Disorders http://home.datawest.net/esn-recovery/artcls/socio.htm. These people take no time to make their judgement on someone they have never talked to when they have piercings in every inch of cartilage they have while wearing a black ensemble that matches their hair and fingernails. The worst part is that blubber is an every day fact in that place, like taxes and tube tops. Sitting on your ass all day and talking to idiots gives plenty of time for food. Rat turds are found and cleaned on a very frequent schedule.

-The first blog feels like going on a desperate blind date, just can't think of anything to say and when you do...you babble on about it because nothing else comes to mind. So just know that a Sociopathic Homosexual working with 100+ Co-workers can make for some good story lines. Plus the endless pit of idiotic socialist people I talk to on the phone really helps fire burn bright.